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Shoes Demotivational Poster


YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

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tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

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mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


THESE SHOES ARE KILLING ME - But they look so sexy!


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.06/5

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YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops


TAGS: ganters shoes fashion
Rating: 2.38/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:55 pm
...and having a shoe collection to make all the girls green with envy.


THE FIRST RULE OF BICYCLING? - 1) Tie Your Shoes Before Riding


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.33/5

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PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


JUST DO IT -


TAGS: running shoes
Rating: 3.24/5
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 11:48 am
Neat picture, bad text...but the death-knell is: it's Anonymous. 1L
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
I wish I could give 5 lions to the person who made the picture. Instead I will give 1 to the person who made the poster. next time at least come up with your own caption!
CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
LMAO! totaly redundant but funny. 5 pro sweatshop lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:00 pm
Commentary? really?....No offense DB, but it's a joke.....just a joke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:55 pm
NO! Bad Derek Bad! this is just a pic poached from the net with a repetitive caption.....that does not a Motifake make. The original pic is funny though.
aesop's folly - December 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
sry, i dont get it
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fantastic. 5L


COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -




KNOW YOUR PLACE -


TAGS: standards woman shoes
Rating: 4.72/5

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boston - July 25, 2012, 10:18 pm
Lowered standards, Yes that is what has happened to our society 1111
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 11:06 am
Hah, brilliant!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HEADSTART -




CONCEPTUAL POLICE STILETTOS - The podiatric lovechild of a Lamborghini police car and stiletto heels.


TAGS: poposhoes
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - February 16, 2010, 8:59 pm
They'd go down well at the disco


A JOB WITH A VIEW - DILIGENCE PAYS


TAGS: shoeshine boy
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - May 26, 2012, 6:14 pm
thanks, VP
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 8:27 am
Sign me up.


SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason


TAGS: puppets shoes blz
Rating: 3.89/5

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EXACTLY -


TAGS: shoes credit steve n spy
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - September 29, 2012, 10:59 pm
LOL
rerun - September 27, 2012, 8:40 pm

too bad Spy isn't old enough to come to the plus side & see this
mariand - September 27, 2012, 3:22 am
lol
steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm
5L :)


IT'S LIKE LIFE IS A TUXEDO - and I'm just a pair of brown shoes.


TAGS: life tuxedo shoes
Rating: 4.76/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2012, 12:23 pm
Suma those old Gobel clips are classic, done live, priceless
Bucketheadsdad - August 19, 2012, 10:58 am
If you watch closely, Dean Martin keeps dropping his cigarette ashes into Gobel's drink.
Bucketheadsdad - August 19, 2012, 10:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFlsYUkMHW0&feature=fvwrel George Gobel with Dean Martin and Bob Hope. Loved all three of these guys
GaryO - August 2, 2012, 10:42 pm
This I really like. Nice touch. 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:44 pm
Good one vilnius.


High heels are bad. -




FEMALE ADDICTION - I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. (Imelda Marcos)




Dignity -


TAGS: dignity plastic shoes leaking holes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:05 pm
'Cause its funny! ^!
JesusWept - May 4, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh! Umm...eh...i'm sure you look absolutely dashing in them!! (Crap! Why did i make this one??)
MissPriss - May 3, 2016, 3:11 pm
What are you trying to say...I wear flippies!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:48 am
Thanks!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
Fantastic, UP yours


RUBY SLIPPERS -




Bacon shoes -


TAGS: bacon shoes
Rating: 4.4/5

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Ism - April 27, 2013, 5:19 pm
Bacon & a Shoe...? Diamonds just fell to #2 on a women's best friend list...


WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.


TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am
nice.


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim [email protected] - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


SHAKE IT -




Disney Shoes -


TAGS: disney shoes date psycho
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:34 pm
The one place where wishing upon a star is null and void.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:48 am
Oooo...where can I get a pair? 5L crotchety.


CLOWN SHOES -


TAGS: fu ng clown shoes
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - March 5, 2011, 10:39 pm
@Claire
5150monkeylove - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
Hahahahaaaaaa!
Claire - March 5, 2011, 10:27 pm
Wow I need to check dates before posting.
Claire - March 5, 2011, 10:26 pm
Don't lie to yourself. We know you miss it.
spacedog - October 17, 2010, 3:20 am
HA! Well I`m going to work on step 3. Good night all.
jameswnash - September 17, 2010, 11:07 pm
I've always felt like, somebody's watching me
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 10:06 pm
The reason moooooo hadn't made this poster sooner is because he found out that approval mods can actually watch the submitters cry and masturbate... although he's the only one who thinks that the link is a perk.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:24 pm
All of you n00bs need to listen to the man. Mooooooooooooooooo knows what he is talking about... especially the crying & masturbating part. 5 sweat socks
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:12 pm
ROR! This doesn't go for all noobs tho, some will go blind before they ever see a fake approved. 5L mooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
U.S funds will do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 4:46 pm
Don't make jokefakes, Look what I found fakes or vote whore fakes......See rejection as us trying to help and approval as a reason to send me money.


ECONOMICAL -


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

lmfao


SHOES -


TAGS: shoes dodge ninja
Rating: 2.71/5

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WIERD SHOES -


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 2.23/5

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Cloudchaser - January 28, 2011, 12:08 am
Ooooooweeeee! What's up with that? What's up with that?


PERSPECTIVE - Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Cuz then when you do your a mile away and you have their shoes.


TAGS: perspective shoes criticize
Rating: 2.08/5

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Kru - June 22, 2009, 6:59 am
Terry Pratchett quote?


BUDDHISM - Remember: If You're Not A Good Person You Could Be Reborn - Even As A Staff


TAGS: new balance sport shoes probably for her 3h workout now
Rating: 2.07/5

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
I'm sorry for that, ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 11:06 am
You get 2L because you made me rush to get the eye bleach.


BOOTLICKERS - Taking YOUR job...




WELL, WELL...... - I tryed to tell you that your shoes was untied.




Wedding Reception -




UH... THOSE SHOES - Do they come in blue?




Dream of a Shoeshine Man -




Baby Steps -




Epiphany -




High heels -


TAGS: clothing shoes fashion
Rating: 4.33/5

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IllicoPresto - March 8, 2014, 2:51 pm
And women fought back by hating them and never wearing them... oh, wait...
EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:35 pm
Created by someone who liked what it did to their gluteus maximus and posture.
lgvernon - March 6, 2014, 11:47 pm

I loved high heels, the higher the better~~until I completely destroyed my feet. 5Ls


SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems


TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


REBELLION -




KING OF THE HILL -




THEFT PREVENTION -


TAGS: horrible bike and smelly shoes
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - May 8, 2010, 9:46 pm
Really, apart from the colour, that's a very good track bike.


BUSH - He visited England, too.




TODAY - Even Bruce Willis will fail.


TAGS: try to walk across this with no shoes on bruce
Rating: 2.3/5

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Zed - September 11, 2009, 10:54 pm
If he drinks enough of those, he can, 'cause he won't bloody care!
Spencer, Ray - September 11, 2009, 8:34 pm
cuz in die hard he walked across broken glass, only this tiem it will be bigger!


DESIRES -


TAGS: women shoes day red carpet
Rating: 1.84/5
Emily - December 20, 2008, 5:36 am
Fine then Sean has a carpet fetish!
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:16 am
Yer an idiot in stereo ... I didn't even notice the shoe.
MFWLR - October 24, 2008, 3:54 am
Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.
Sean - October 23, 2008, 10:28 pm
Ok, just one question ... were you trying to get me fired?!!! Sorry -- cannot elaborate ... just answer my damn question. Sheesh. P.S. love the poster ... but again, I cannot eloborate.


Casualtys -




Swingin Silvy -


TAGS: silverheart resin ball bowling shoes
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 10, 2016, 6:17 am
did too
Greeny - January 10, 2016, 2:35 am
you didn't!
GaryO - January 9, 2016, 10:34 pm
How in hell d'I miss this??
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 10:14 am
Good one lol. 5 strikes.


Designer Shoes -




Paranoid -


TAGS: paranoid shoes conspiracy slippers plan
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 13, 2015, 10:01 pm
Danke :))
Oldsod - March 13, 2015, 9:54 pm
Gott in Himmel...that's one...no...two evil glares. And 5 orthopedic lions.


Walk A Mile -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute walk shoes
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2016, 2:48 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - October 8, 2016, 11:53 am
Yes, UP yours


Whiskey -




OBEY THE RULES -




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